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I saw New Moon in the theater and on a date. The purpose was two fold: just to see how bad it actually is, and maybe get laid. In the end I watched a horrible movie and didn’t get laid. Twilight: the ultimate cockblocker. This experience allowed me the chance to channel all the pent [...]

Within the span of approximately five hours, I watched both Twilight and New Moon.
In this I reveal my confession, one I am aware is nigh unforgivable to some: I had never seen Twilight prior to this viewing. I had made an attempt a couple of months back, but roughly thirty minutes in I became so [...]