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I saw New Moon in the theater and on a date. The purpose was two fold: just to see how bad it actually is, and maybe get laid. In the end I watched a horrible movie and didn’t get laid. Twilight: the ultimate cockblocker. This experience allowed me the chance to channel all the pent [...]

A few months back my friends Dan of Castle Vardulon and Rachel of Zombots!!! decided to hold a little drinking game set to Twilight. In the end I learned I have a horrible speaking voice, Rachel laughs at everything I say, and Dan is probably ashamed to know me.
Ignore the holiday and timely references, for [...]