Alex Reads Twilight
While Twilight is clearly not horror, this is just too damned funny to not share. While most are content to bash its sparkly vampires, I’m a huge proponent of bitching about just how fucking terrible Stephenie Meyer’s writing is. Unfortunately, while I feel I can adequately convey my frustration via the written word, I am not too eloquent with the spoken word. Thankfully, there are cheeky British fellows who will do that for me.
This is Alex. As he goes through each chapter of the book, this 20-year old Brit adds a humorous mix of commentary and statements of utter shock over how this dreck could be published. it is, in short, fucking hysterical, due in no small part to his accent.
Because come on, British people are always funnier.
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Genius! I knew I couldn’t be the only person who found Meyer’s writing on the level with K-5 readers.
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I wish more people would write blogs like this that are actually interesting to read. With all the crap floating around on the web, it is rare to read a blog like yours instead.
i really love Twilight. this movie is super great that we watched it several times with some of my friends. ‘