Sadly, this film is not a documentary detailing the unfortunate demise of a vapid whore who cries when her daddy doesn’t get her the right car for her birthday, but instead an original made-for-MTV horror flick airing this Friday at 10 PM.

To get straight to the point, I do not think this movie will be very good, but I do admire MTV for both abandoning their normal tripe and producing a horror film, the caliber of which is far beyond anything bullshit remake that has recently come out (read: anything by J.S. Cardone). The film is (obviously) a send up of that insipid My Super Sweet 16 show, which if the trailer is indication looks to be genuinely bloody and, dare I say, a damn good time. Plus, it’s directed by Jacob Gentry, who directed the second “transmission” of the beyond stellar thriller The Signal, so with luck the humor will be bloody dark and hilarious. Also, ignore the fact that it was written by two individuals whose writing credits are ironically mostly reality shows.

Bonus: the film stars Juliana Guill, who is banging hot and totally got naked in the Friday the 13th redux by Platinum Dunes.

4 Responses to “Why am I Writing About “My Super Psycho Sweet 16″?”

1. rbk says:

   October 21, 2009 at 11:58 am

   Thanks for the heads up, I might have to check it out. And really, can it be any worse than the Prom Night remake?
2. Lily Strange says:

   October 24, 2009 at 8:31 pm

   Could be fun. Though I’m always all for the vapid whore (of either sex) getting chain sawed for being so damn annoying.
3. Count Vardulon says:

   October 27, 2009 at 3:33 am

   I can’t believe you wrote that someone was ‘banging hot’. It’s not that I don’t agree with the assessment, it’s just that, yeah…
4. Robyn74 says:

   November 3, 2009 at 2:30 pm

   I’m sad to say I found myself watching this movie. I couldn’t help it! I mean who doesn’t want to slaughter those spoiled brats on MTV? But, alas, it was too nauseating to stay with and I only made it through the first three murders.